Parvinder and Habib are beggars. 

They beg in different areas of London
Habib begs just as long as Parvinder but 
only collects £2 to £3 every day.
Parvinder brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, 
lives  in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Habib says to Parvinder ‘I work just as long and hard
 as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of £10
 notes every day?’

Parvinder says, ‘Look at your sign board, what does it
Habib’s sign reads: 

‘I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support’.

Parvinder says ‘No wonder you only get £2- £3
Habib asks… ‘So what does your sign say’?
Parvinder shows Habib his sign board….

 It reads, 
‘I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan ‘.

No wonder he collects more…

December 28, 2008. Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , . comedy & Humour. Leave a comment.